“RiRi, may we recommend a masterclass in desi patriotism that traces all errors ever manufactured in India back again to Nehru?”

(Disclaimer: this is certainly a work of satire.)

Rihanna did the unthinkable. She had the temerity to provoke

‘shine such as a diamond’ ‘bharatiya ratna’, winner of three nationwide honors, Bollywood Queen — Kangana Ranaut. How dare the singer tweet her help for farmers’ protests!

RiRi ended up being built to be sorry straight away. Ms Ranaut shut her down such as the online in Delhi NCR through the police-farmer clashes. Although not before providing Rihanna a collision program on democracy by trivialising individual liberties issues and dismissing dissenting voices as ‘Chinese agents’.

Just Ms Ranaut has endowed on by by by herself the honour of sitting for a horse that is high dismissing the agitating farmers as ‘terrorists’, dying to divide Asia like pizza pieces.

She extends to determine how they have been designed to experience laws and regulations that provide more agency to corporates than farmers. Most likely, agitating voices are only ‘wild thoughts!’

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But Rihanna must not for a brief moment think she’s free to tweet about Asia from her high horse.

Considering that the woman continues to be at nighttime about do’s and here do n’ts’s a listing she should stay away from:

• The protestors whom passed away on Delhi edges.
• The town Asia has generated 4.5kms inside Indian territory.
• A comedian, Munawar Faruqui, that is languishing in prison for a tale he never cracked.
• Pinjra Tod activist, Natasha Narwal, that will continue steadily to stay static in prison for public violence she did not incite.
• And thus a number of other peoples liberties activists and workers that are social.

Here’s what Rihanna should tweet about. Exactly why are Indians rushing down to Maldives rather than Barbados for Instagrammable vacation photos? Why did Jahangir provide East Asia the permit to trade in Asia? Melody itnee chocolatey kyon baani?

Yet this ‘not a Padma Shri awardee’ thought we would shed tears that are crocodile terrorists parked at Singhu edge like obsolete sarkari Ambassador automobiles and looking forward to China to colonise us.

Dekho Rihanna, it really is obvious that too much quarantining has fogged up your mind.

May we recommend ‘work work work’ or a masterclass in desi patriotism that traces all errors built in India’s history and geography to Nehru?

Or we’re able to allow you to sit for Kamdhenu Gau-vigyan Prachar Prasar Pareeksha to see silver when you look at the milk our desi cows squirt, while whispering sweet nothings in their ear.

Its pretty obvious you might be woefully unaware which our federal federal government may be the most sensible thing to own occurred to Bharat since Lord Rama.

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Dear RiRi, Exactly Exactly Exactly What Have You Done? Now Also Mia Khalifa’s Standing With Your Farmers!

Rihanna, you’ve got currently done us damage that is much gotten the planet to speak about one thing except that Trump and Biden. Sidetracked Greta Thunberg from melting caps that are polar shrinking woodlands and seeking angrily at globe leaders.

Now bad Kangana may be compelled to offer a thumbs right down to Thunberg. Ask her to function on her behalf anger management problem. View good old fashioned movie like ‘Shakalaka Boom Boom’ with a pal and chill.

Dear RiRi, your time and efforts to destabilise Asia from your own mansion in London will force us to snatch your ‘umbrella ella ella, eh eh’ away away from you. No longer dancing at Indian weddings for you personally. Particularly the big fat people in Asia. You have ‘hit your toe with your own personal hammer’.

You, we humbly advise you to please take back your meddling foreign hand and let us criminalise protests, beat up university students, incarcerate stand-up comics and upright journalists, in peace while we continue our efforts to discredit.

You’re getting within our means of letting lapdogs thrive.

Hai Ram, look everything you’ve done! Now it is Mia Khalifa standing with your farmers!

Take a seat, you trick. Kangana will be at Mia’s home to call her a ‘chudail’. With no card that is aadhaar you, Mia.

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